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karl haycock -
10 months ago
Sam's club! It's nice to feel part of a club, to be a part of something greater than yourself, to feel YOU make a difference....ok ok, it's not all that spectacular really, but they do have some fantastic offers right now! What did I see? Hmmm, deals on cheese for sure, but they always have those. Need ham in bulk? They've got that too. Get some of their bread and win win, ham and cheese sandwiches for all. They've got Kerry Gold butter. Slap a bit of that on there too.... it's only beleedin' magic, isn't it?
Vegetables! They've got lots of those. Suppose you could buy some and, I dunno, make a soup? Totally up to you. In this club, there are no rules. Well, there probably are rules, though not "fight club" rules, cos that would just lead to all out anarchy, wouldn't it.
So, stuff. If you need stuff to eat, get your stuff here!
Also, some furniture.
Who is Sam?
Should write a song about Sam, but it could end up being similar to "Stan" and we don't want (any more) litigation going on.